why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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