Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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