On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
His nipple licking is glorious
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