Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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