so that wasnt chicken after all
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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