You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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