And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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