he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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