I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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