i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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