so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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