evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
sex in a hospital.. check
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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