I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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