i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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