The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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