Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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