why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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