I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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