Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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