glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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