I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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