Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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