she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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