OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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