Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
it was like eating out sand paper
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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