whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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