I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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