soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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