I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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