walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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