due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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