dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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