I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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