you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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