Fuck appropriateness.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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