On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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