he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He shit in the fireplace
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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