I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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