Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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