Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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