idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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