i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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