im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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