..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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