I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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