I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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