To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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