More tranny stories later!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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