Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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