farters have to be the big spoon...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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